Are you one of those people who talk in their sleep? I never thought I was, until my mum told me one morning that I'd been shouting something about a crocodile stealing my golf ball in the middle of the night. I explained to her how perplexed I was by my outburst, considering I despise golf and crocodiles hardly roam the streets of English council estates.
Anyway, back to the story. This guy's wife text him every single time he spoke in his sleep. It turns out he chats absolute nonsense in the middle of the night. He posted the whole thing on Imgur for our enjoyment.
Still can't believe that crocodile stole my golf ball. Bastard.
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