A ‘M*sturbating Ninja’ Is Terrorising University Students


Seattle police are reportedly on the hunt for a m*sturbating ninja that is terrorising the home of university students.
Since November of last year the man has donned a makeshift ninja costume and visited a house near NE 52nd Street and 12th Avenue NE purely to m*sturbate while p*eping into the building on four occasions, reports the Daily Mail.
The residence is home to to students from the nearby University of Washington.

He was first witnessed in the act on January 10, police said, and he was caught on camera little under a month later on February 7.
The surveillance footage makes his costume appear white due to night vision, but he is in fact dressed entirely in dark clothing and covering his face with a t-shirt.

This guy needs a hobby…a different hobby.

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