The eggplant/aubergine emoji is a bit weird. No-one's quite sure why it even exists, other than to emphasise any messages or jokes about dicks.
Now there's an online service offering to send out a customised, real-life aubergine emoji to whoever you want.
The self-described "phallic" and "disturbing" 'Eggplant Mail' serves one purpose: to write a 16-word message across the vegetable and then ship it off anywhere on the globe, at a respectable price of £6.99.
Here are a few examples in case you're wanting some inspiration.
There's no need to worry about your targets eating the aubergine as revenge. Eggplant Mail specifies that they're are just for jokes and not scran.
"We don't recommend eating these eggplants as they have ink on them and can pick up germs during shipping," they say. "We are not liable for any illness if you eat the eggplant."
What are you waiting for? Go to EggplantMail.com and place your order and prove our generation isn't an A to Z of complete wastemen.
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