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As far as nightmare situations go, this is probably up there with the worst of all time. Seriously. I'd rather crawl through a mile of barbed wire or give myself a bikini wax with duct tape than go through this.
Okay, so Twitter user @_blotty went on a date with some guy and things were going well so she went back to his place.
Then she realised she needed to poop but being a 'confident, calm and self-assured woman', this wasn't an issue. However, nothing could have prepared her for what happened next.
I have a story to tell. It is about my poop— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Wow. All of the hard work I put into being a hot girl is tarnished by one teeny tiny poop story. Now I'm just the poop girl
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
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